How To Shower Like A Woman

1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basketaccording to whites and coloureds.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
3. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
4. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups.
5. Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,wide loofah and pumice stone.
6. Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.
7. Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.
8. Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes untilred
9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake body wash.Shave armpits and legs.
10. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray
mould spots with Flash.
11.Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.