Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Ini adalah beberapa pendapat orang yang penting didunia tentang kenapa ayam melintas jalan raya

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER:
To get to the other side.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

RONALD REAGAN:
I forget.

ARTHUR ANDERSEN CONSULTANT:
Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market.
Andersen, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes.Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework.

RICHARD M. NIXON:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

COMPUTER PROGRAMMER:
In order for the chicken to cross the road safely they not only need one driver to access the server farm if not they will hang in the middle of the road.

JERRY SEINFELD:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to
ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the
place, anyway?"

BILL GATES:
I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance
your checkbook.

MAHATHIR:
You know, I am tired of all this..'apa-nama' chicken-chicken bisnes....the foreign powers should stop intervening in our domestic affairs and just leave our chickens alone..... if they want to...'apa nama' cross the road, they should be allowed to cross the road .. Malaysia is a democratic country,we let our chickens do whatever they want to do.... as long as they don't threatenthe Malay unity and try to topple the government...and if they plan to do so...we won't hesitate to use the ISA...

ABDULLAH BADAWI:
Ini semua adalah khabar angin
sahaja...jangan percaya khabar - khabar
angin ini semua...biasalah ini adalah taktik pembangkang untuk memecah
belahkan perpaduan ayam - ayam semua...jangan percaya..jangan percaya....

SAMY VELLU
ayyooyoo...belakang cerita lain kali, kita sude bikin banyak jembatan,itu ayam musti guna jembatan untu lintas itu jalan lagi pun kalu itu ayam mau pigi jalan-jalan,beritau sama saya juga, saya bolley buat lebbey banyak toll........

KARAM SINGH VALIA:
Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, kelihatan ayam-ayam itu Sedang
melintas jalan, mereka bukan sahaja melintas jalan Malah membuang
najis di atas jalan dan ini adalah pencemaran Yang paling hebat di maya pada ini.Bapa-bapa dan ibu-ibu Ayam haruslah mengambil inisiatif untuk melatih ayam-ayam Agarmenahan najis
sewaktu melintas jalan, sekian saya
Sudahi dengan.........

Ayam di jalan di lintaskan
Ayam di reban mati tak makan

COLONEL SANDERS:
I missed one?

BILL CLINTON :
I've had so many chicks, I can't remember...

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